* this came about as i was walking to work the other day and saw a guy who was the spitting image of Assad (yes, i'm sure this has already been done before - and probably done better - but it was chucked together in about 10 mins based solely on those i could remember and draw from memory... plus i'm not even sure that Mugabe has that tiny little mo, or it's just that divet thing underneath his nose, but, whatever, the guys a fucking arsehole and it sort of looks like one so i included him...)