| word | how it's pronounced | how i fuck it up |
|---|---|---|
am-a-ta |
am-a-ture |
|
a-nem-on-e |
an-en-om-e |
|
an-non-a-mise |
an-o-mise |
|
as-ter-isk |
ass-tricks |
|
azh-er |
az-ure |
|
bain-marie |
bay-a-marie |
|
Brus-sels sprout |
Brus-sel sprout |
|
cash |
kay-shh |
|
Chupa Chups |
Chu-bah Chubs |
|
kee-ar-a-skew-row |
cheer-o-skew-row |
|
quaff-ed |
koiff-ed |
|
de-try-tus |
det-ree-us |
|
e-lon musk |
obnoxious, unfunny, overrated fuckwit |
|
et-cet-er-a |
ex-cet-er-a |
|
fed-er-al |
fed-rul |
|
foal-ee-idge |
foal-idge |
|
fort |
for-tay |
|
go-shh |
gow-shh |
|
gal-a-ga |
ga-lar-ga
|
|
gare-ish |
gar-ish |
|
gor-dee |
gow-dee |
|
jemmy |
jimmy |
|
jib-lee |
gib-lee |
|
jif |
gif |
|
in-ter-knee-sign |
in-ter-neck-ine |
|
long-gee-tude |
long-dee-tude |
|
lamb-baste |
lamb-barst |
|
mack-in-ay-shons |
mash-in-ay-shons |
|
miss-cha-vus |
miss-chee-vee-us |
|
moor-rays |
moors |
|
nas-ent |
nay-cent |
|
normal-see |
nor-mal-a-see |
|
nor-ze-a |
nor-sha |
|
o-bay-sance |
o-bee-see-ance |
|
pan-o-plee |
pan-op-o-lee |
|
pat-in-a |
pa-teen-ah |
|
pee-a-nee |
peo-nee |
|
pla-va |
plo-ver |
|
poat-able |
pot-able |
|
pre-rog-a-tive |
per-rog-a-tive |
|
pre-scrip-shon |
per-scrip-shon |
|
pru-ree-ent |
pure-ee-ent |
|
sac-ro-sanct |
sar-o-sanct |
|
sin-e-cure |
sin-e-sure (no idea why...) |
|
so-bra-kay |
so-bri-ket |
|
surf-fit |
sure-feet |
|
tam-ber |
tim-ber |
|
vol-up-tew-us |
vol-um-tew-us
(looks like i'm not the only one) |